One liner Jokes

Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.

                          

• Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal

                          

• At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

                          

• A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever!
Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors?

                          

• Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

                          

• I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.

                          

• The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.

                          

• Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams. If I dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS.

                          

• Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

                          

• A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!

                          

• A French guest, staying in a hotel in New York, phoned room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!" said the Frenchman.

                          

• What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

                          

• My wife thinks "freedom of the press" means no-iron clothes.

                          

• When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.

                          

• A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"

                          

• A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married.
Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?

                          

• "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire'"
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

                          

• Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.

                          

• Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

                          

• A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting on a deck at a nudist colony.
The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?"
The psychology professor replied, "Yes, I think they are from the wicker chairs."

                          

• We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations--we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together

                          

• Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter

                          

• Two women were talking about their new milkman.
First: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said the other.

                          

• Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down in a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here!

                          

• An old: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.

                          

• Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

                          

• It isn't widely known, but the first toilet seat was invented by an Irish scientist in the 18th century. The invention was later modified by an English inventor who put a hole in the seat.

                          

• There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We may never piss this way again."

                          

• Santa always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants their coffee black.

                          

• Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can't b heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls??

                          

• A blonde calls a mechanic 2 fix her car, he gets it goin in 2 minutes.
What was the prob?
Just [no swearing please] in the air filter
How often do I hv to do that?

                          

• Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

                          

• Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

                          

• A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'

                          

• Two old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over & whispered: My butt is going to sleep. 'I know,' replied the other, 'I heard it snore three times.'

                          

• Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

                          

• A guy took a part time job as an opinion poll sampler, calling people for their views on various issues. On his very first call, he introduced myself, "Hello, this is a telephone poll."
A man on the other end replied, "Yeah, and this is a street light!"

                          

• Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

                          

• Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to 6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.

                          

• A girl proposed to Santa and he denied simply saying that in our family, we marry only our relatives. My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on. So please excuse me !!!!!

                         

Friend

Friendly SMS …… Friends Forever !!!
Friendship is a promise made in da heart,
silent, unwriten, unbreakable by distance,
unchangable by time. It's lovely 2 have u as 1.

U know, What is the Diffrence between U and Blood,
Blood Comes to the Heart and goes outside,
But U come into my Heart and Stay there forever

Ice is cream, Luv is a dream but our friendship is evergreen,
Don't make friends before understanding &
don't break a friendship after missunderstanding..

A friend is a push when u hav stopped...
a chat when u r lonely...a guide when u r searching...
a smile when u r sad...& a song when U r glad...

SPACE seems like an empty word...
But its full of Special People Around Caring Endlessly.... Good Morning....

Friendship is like a book,
It takes few seconds to burn but it takes years to print....
So print it carefully & never let it burn!!!!Good DAY

Wife is a Received call,
Neighbour girl is a Dialed Call,
Aunty is Missed Call,
Lover is Waiting Call
But Friendship is a Fevicol....

Lots of ants were on my cell
I was even more wondering that how can ants come to know that my cell contains contact of sweet person like U.....

My frendship is like sugarcane.
You crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to pulp, still all you will get is only sweetness!

Sweet heart is a special word for (Love)
Love is a special word for (Care)
Care is a special word for (Friend)
Friend is a special word only for u.

A true friend is not like the RAIN which pours and goes away. A true friend is like the Air. Sometimes silent but always around you. Good morning!!

With passing years, Friends must scatter;
But when hearts are loyal, Distance does not matter.....

Treat life as a sea, heart as a seashore and friends like waves.
It never matters how many waves are there?
What matters is which one touches the seashore

If someone asks me what is friendship,
“I would sit next to you,
Pull you all close to me,
Put my arms around you and say proudly,
This is friendship” :)

Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.!!
Happy Friendship Day 2 my sweet Friend.

24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day,
7 sweet days make 1 sweet week,
4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month,
But 1 sweet friend, Like You , helps to make 1 sweet life....

A friend is like blood,
they are not beside us
always.

But they come out when
we are wounded.

A friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is you…”

If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!
 

FRIENDSHIP is not how u forget
but
How you forgive,
Not
How you listen
But
How you understand,
Not
What you see,
But
How you feel,
But Not
How you let it go
But
How you HOLD ON

I kept your name in my JOURNAL,
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart,
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS,
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart.   

Life starts INTENSE,
But Ends with SILENSE.
Love starts with FEAR,
Buts ends with TEARS.
And Friendship starts HOWEVER,
Will always Remain FOREVER   

Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me
This makes me realised that,
Life would be boring, without a friend like you.

I met U as a stranger,
I leave U as a friend,
as long as the world stands,
our friendship will never ends.
All friends never split
N
even if they do they will
meet again.
 

During our friendship,
there will be times
you wont see me beside you,
don’t think I left you behind,
I just choose to walk behind you
so I can catch when you Fall.
 

Friendship is a network that needs..
NO Recharge!
NO Roaming!
NO Validity!
NO activation!
NO Signal prbms!
Just don’t switch off ur Heart…

A friend is never a coincidence in your life,
they are meant to enter your life
to bring you joy and laughter.
So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

   
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies
remember that true friendship never dies

although we may change & drift apart,
I will always value u deep within my heart!   
 

Friendship is not about finding
the right person but,
Creating the right relation.
It’s not how much we care
in the beginning but how much
we care till the end.

Hindi

1

1 sal
12 mah
1 mah k 4 hafte
1 hafte k 7 din
1 din k 24 ghante
1 ghante k 60 minutes
1 minute k 60 secs
1 sec k hazar lamhe
har lamhe me 1 hi dua
“AAP KHUSH RAHO”
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Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,
Kuch mazboorian hain mere dost,
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai.
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Dilse Dilki Duri Nahi Hoti,
Kaash Koi Majburi Nahi Hoti,
Aapse Milne Ki Tamanna Hain Lekin,
Kahte Hain Har Tamanna Puri Nahi Hoti
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. S
So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
GOD rep8lied, "no dear, result is near"
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koi hasae to has lete hai
dil me dard ho to ro lete hai
nind waise bhi kam aati hai
par sapno me tum aaoge
yeh soch ke thoda so lete hai
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You may think that I forgot you.
You may think that I don’t care,
and you may think that I’m not thinking of you.
Well, you’re wrong.
You’re still in my dreams.,, goodnight
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Pal pal ne ka7ha 1 pal se…
Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho……
Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho, k har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.
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Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain-
‘Neend’;
‘Paisa’;
‘maut’;
aur…
aur…
aur…
aur…
‘MERI PYARI SI YAAD’ kyon…Aayi na.
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R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
(((I MISS YOU)))
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Duriyon ki na parwah kijiye,
dil jab bhi pukare hamain,Bula lijiye.
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse,
bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye
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.If a drop of water falls in
lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus
it shine like a pearl.
so choose the best place
where you would shine..
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whenever i want to see u,
i”ll just close my eyes,
if god decides to take u away from me
then i”ll ask god to close my eyes forever..
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i know
i accept
i believe
i admit
i m ” 0 ” zero
but this is not end.
i want HER becoz without HER i m incomplete.
HER + 0 = HERO
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I love so much my heart is sure.
As time goes on I love you more,
Your happy smile.Your loving face,
no one will ever take your place
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Love is possible after friendship but
friendship is not possible after love
because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!
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Never ask for a kiss take one,
Never ask for a hug give one,
Never ask do you love me,
say ilove you,
Never say you r my life,
say i live just for you
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I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me, Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
its YOU my love.
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Listen don,t send any sms again,
i don,t want to see you to hear your voice,
to think of you to keep in touch with you,
bcoz docter adviced me
keep away from ,,SWEETS
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Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi ho jatay hain,
Pehle dil phir zindagi say jur jatay hain,
Kehtay hain us daur ko pyaar,
Jisme log zindagi say bhi pyare ho jatay hain
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I love u when u r sad.
I love u when u r happy.
I love u when u r teasing.
I love u when u r laughing.
I love u when u r angry.
I love u when u love love me.
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Touch my heart & u will feel,
Listen to my heart & u will hear,
Look into my heart & u will see that
U will alwayz be a special part of me.
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Shortest word is I.
Sweetest word is LOVE.
Cutest person is U.
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23

Your words of love steal
someone’s heart,
but you don’t know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!
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Can U count the stars in the sky?
Can U count the hair of a sheep?
Can U measure how many gallons
of water is in in the pool?
So how can u
count the love in my heart 4 u
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I Love You.

Some time U miss me
Most time i do
Some time u send sms to me
Most time i do
Some timt u forget me
Thats the thing which i can never do
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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
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SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling
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Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
?
?
?
Do you know?

Really u don’t know?

Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay
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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheelers
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”
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I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”
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Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?
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“when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,
2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,
4 ring means i need u,5 ring means…..IDIOT PHONE UTHA
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Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again,
But the person like you will not come again,
Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again….
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Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Luv,
Joining: ASAP,
R U interested?
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
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Tumharay Begair mujah saans nahi atti
Tumharay Begair main gi nahi sakta
Mujah tumhari zarorat rahti hai
Ha Ha do’t be confuse i m talking about Oxygen
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GOD ne aap ko bheja tou bheja
lekin bheja tou aesa bheja ke bheje main bheja hi nahi
bheja yeh SMS mujhey kisi ne bheja is liyeh main ne app ko bheja
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I want to share everything with you, your sadness,
your happy moments, every single second of the day.
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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..
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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
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BUMPER OFFER Send me sms & win10 lak ki car ka photo,
29? tv ka box,Dubai jane wale plane ko TA-TA karne ka mokaaur,
hmare sath DINNER,woh bhi aap k ghar per
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Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa……
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo…..
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi ‘dalla’nahi…
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai…?
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai….
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha
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ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey’s language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
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Tum Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate Raho
Khush Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha!
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i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u
don’t be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z.
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U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna
hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
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A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
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If I Can,I Would Send My Eyes In a Message To See U …I MISS U.
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Missed calls doesnt mean for time pass.
It silently says that i am happily thiniking about u
especially this particular moment!! i miss u al

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Hum jab b AAPKO dilse yaad krte hain,
To ek tara asmaa se tut kr girta hai.
Ek din sara asmaa khali ho jaega,
Or dekhna uska ilzam sirf HUM per aayega
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Aapko milne ko man kar raha tha,
man ko samjhaya to dil tadapane laga,
dil ko bahelaya to ankhein ro padi,
unhe chup karaya to saansein bol padi…
I miss U…
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ

DID I FORGET ANY CHARACTER

YEAH

I MISS U

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when u look at me
i feel i m fine
when u call me
i feel i m good
when u ask me
i feel i m intelligent
when u see me
i feel i m beautiful
when u give me smile
i feel i m happy
when u touch me
i feel i m alivewhen u talk with me
i feel i m someone Special
and finally when u r not with me
i feel i m NOTHING!
I MISS U
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1+1=EYS SEEING YOU
3+3=6 SENES FEELING YOU
12+12= 24 HOURS WAITING FOR YOUR SMS
50%+50%=100% WORRIED ABOUT YOU
182.5+182.5 =365 DAYS MISSING YOU
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Today i miss u
Yesterday i missed u.
Don’t worry about tomorrow,
i ll always miss u, and that is a promise. Miss U Forever.
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i miss u itna
u miss me jitna
i miss u tabse
u miss me jabse
i miss u tab tak
u miss me jab tak
u miss me na janay kab tak
but i miss u murtey dam tak
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Pata hai.......taro ke desh mein_* * *ek pari soh rahi hai...
Swapno ke desh mein khoiee hui hai...
dur kahi unchi wadi mein unka basera hai......
suno aab jag jao...Dekho,
sawera honewali hai...... good morning

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Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai,
_Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai,
____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai,
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai,
_________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Ha,i
_____________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai,
_________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai,
______________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai,
________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai,
__________________________Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai,
______________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai,
__________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai,
______________________Tension hai to Concern hai,
__________________Concern hai to a Khayaal hai,
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Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.
_________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai,
______________Khawab hai to Growth hai,
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai,
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai,
_Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai......
Bas ghumnewala chahiy
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Can I say I love you today?
If not, can I ask you again tomorrow?
And the day after tomorrow?
And the day after that?
Coz I’ll be loving you every single day of my life.
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Positive Quotes

We know how a positive mind can make a lot of things seem better. So let these positive quotes add a few positive notes to your day.

All these inspirational quotes have been collected from the wisdom and inspiring words of various women.

Many of these quotes will unfold a certain truth, roll out some strong advice and brew up a lot of goodness.

Enjoy!

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Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.
-- Oprah Winfrey

Both abundance and lack exist simultaneously in our lives, as parallel realities. It is always our conscious choice which secret garden we will tend... when we choose not to focus on what is missing from our lives but are grateful for the abundance that's present - love, health, family, friends, work, the joys of nature and personal pursuits that bring us pleasure - the wasteland of illusion falls away and we experience heaven on earth.
-- Sarah Ban Breathnach

Feelings of worth flourish only in an atmosphere where individual differences are appreciated, mistakes are tolerated, communication is open, and rules are flexible - the kind of atmosphere that is found in a nurturing family.
-- Virginia Satir

Follow your instincts - you never know if your ideas will work out unless you try them.
-- Lulu Guinness, Good Housekeeping, June 2003

How do the geese know when to fly to the sun? Who tells them the seasons? How do we, humans, know when it is time to move on? As with the migrant birds, so surely with us, there is a voice within, if only we would listen to it, that tells us so certainly when to go forth into the unknown.
-- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

If someone listens, or stretches out a hand, or whispers a word of encouragement, or attempts to understand a lonely person, extraordinary things begin to happen.
-- Loretta Girzartis

If you're able to be yourself, then you have no competition. All you have to do is get closer and closer to that essence.
-- Barbara Cook

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.
-- Laura Ingalls Wilder, Little House in the Ozarks

Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong.
-- Ella Fitzgerald

Life is a succession of moments. To live each one is to succeed.
-- Corita Kent

Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others.
-- Helen Keller

Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained.
-- Marie Curie

Living in the moment means letting go of the past and not waiting for the future. It means living your life consciously, aware that each moment you breathe is a gift.
-- Oprah Winfrey

Love is the time and space where "I" give myself the right to be extraordinary.
-- Julia Kristeva, Tales of Love

Make-up needn't be seen as a corrective or something to hide behind. I see it as another form of expression and acceptance, even pleasure, of being in one's skin.
-- Kay Montano (make-up artist), Sunday Times, "Style"

People of high self-esteem are not driven to make themselves superior to others: they do not seek to prove their value by measuring themselves against a comparative standard. Their joy is being who they are, not in being better than someone else.
-- Nathaniel Branden

Play keeps us vital and alive. It gives us an enthusiasm for life that is irreplaceable. Without it, life just doesn't taste good.
-- Lucia Capocchione

Real life isn't always going to be perfect or go our way, but the recurring acknowledgement of what is working in our lives can help us not only survive but surmount our difficulties.
-- Sarah Ban Breathnach

Respect... is appreciation of the separateness of the other person, of the way in which he or she is unique.
-- Annie Gottlieb

Simplicity is making the journey of this life with just baggage enough.
-- Anon

The beauty of empowering others is that your own power is not diminished in the process.
-- Barbara Colorose

The best cosmetic in the world is an active mind that is always finding something new.
-- Mary Meek Atkeson

The five most essential words for a healthy and vital relationship are: "I apologise" and "You are right".
-- Author Unknown

The minute you alter your perception of yourself and your future, both you and your future begin to change.
-- Marilee Zdenek

The most basic and powerful way to connect to another person is to listen. Just listen. Perhaps the most important thing we ever give each other is our attention... A loving silence often has far more power to heal and to connect than the most well-intentioned words.
-- Rachel Naomi Remen

The way in which we think of ourselves has everything to do with how our world see us and how we see ourselves successfully acknowledged by the world.
-- Arlene Rankin

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.
-- Sophia Loren

We don't have an eternity to realise our dreams - only the time we are here.
-- Susan L. Taylor

You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through.
-- Rosalynn Carter

By Rahul Hoteekar

Love Quote

Ever so often, people is searching for a love quote to help express their deep and innermost feelings. The right words can lead a person to be love-inspired.

I see love not as a full-stop, but as an ellipsis. It's not supposed to be the end when we find love. Instead, it's just the beginning and stretch hopefully for a lifetime where we must not neglect to nourish and care for. Because we love so much, all the more we should pay special attention to make our love flower more beautifully and gloriously. Deepening the love and experiencing all seasons of life with it.

May you find the quote that'll light up your heart and embrace love with courage!

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Accept the things to which fate binds you and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius

But one of the attributes of love, like art, is to bring harmony and order out of chaos, to introduce meaning and affect where before there was none, to give rhythmic variations, highs and lows to a landscape that was previously flat.
-- Molly Haskell

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.
-- Ann Landers

Is it so small a thing
To have enjoy'd the sun,
To have lived light in the spring,
To have loved, to have thought, to have done...
-- Matthew Arnold

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
-- Amy Bloom

Love does not die easily. It is a living thing. It thrives in the face of all of life's hazards, save one -- neglect.
-- James D. Bryden

Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.
-- Barbara De Angelis

Love is a gift. You can't buy it, you can't find it, someone has to give it to you. Learn to be receptive of that gift.
-- Kurt Langner

Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
-- from the movie Moulin Rouge

Love is always bestowed as a gift -- freely, willingly, and without expectation.... We don't love to be loved; we love to love.
-- Leo Buscaglia

Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself.
-- Leo Buscaglia

Love is not obedience, conformity, or submission. It is a counterfeit love that is contingent upon authority, punishment, or reward. True love is respect and admiration, compassion and kindness, freely given by a healthy, unafraid human being.
-- Dan Barker

Love is like a campfire: It may be sparked quickly, and at first the kindling throws out a lot of heat, but it burns out quickly. For long lasting, steady warmth (with delightful bursts of intense heat from time to time), you must carefully tend the fire.
-- Molleen Matsumura

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
-- Rabbi Julius Gordon

Love is the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in recognition.
-- Alexander Smith

Love is the expansion of two natures in such fashion that each include the other, each is enriched by the other.
-- Felix Adler

Love looks through a telescope, envy through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings

On reflection, one of the things I needed to learn was to allow myself to be loved.
-- Isha McKenzie-Mavinga

The best proof of love is trust.
-- Joyce Brothers

To a person in love, the value of the individual is intuitively known. Love needs no logic for its mission.
-- Charles A. Lindbergh

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
-- Bertrand Russell

Where there is love there is life.
-- Mohandas K. Gandhi

PMR

Good Night

sweet dreams G00d NIGHT
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the
twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d NIGHT!
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Touch ur heart, close ur eyes, make a wish, say good nite, sky so wide, stars so bright, off the light, sleep tight
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THANK GOD ALL THE KEYS OF KEYPAD ARE WORKING NOW GO TO SLEEP GUD NITE
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Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...
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On this night as i lie on my bed,i just cant stop thinking about u my LOVE.May u have a blessed & a beatiful
GUD NITE.
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da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite!
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No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!
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FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up... Gd nite N sleep TiTE
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Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.
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Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan

sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan ,

raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.
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Things to take note when u sleep:

Miss me, think of me, hug me, and love me.

Try to sleep now and close ur eyes.

Get prepared to dream of me. Good Night!
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Let d most beautiful dream come 2 u 2nite,

Let d sweetest person come in ur dream 2nite,

but dont make it a habit bcoz i wont b able 2 come daily!
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A day is going to end again
A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams…
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khoobsurat aankhain teri
raat ko jaagna choor day,

khud ba khud neend aa jayegi
tu mujhey soochna choor day.

Good Night
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Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight?
GOOD NIGHT
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Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can give
u back ur lost things! 'good night'.
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Let the most beautiful
dream come to u tonight,

Let the sweetest person
come in ur dream tonight….

But dont make it a habit
bcoz I m not free every night.

Goodnigh

New Year

Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy,
forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR

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What the New Year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the New Year.-Vern McLellan

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Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true. Alfred Lord Tennyson

***

Like birds, let's leave behind what we don't need to carry...Grudges, sadness, pain, fear and regrets! Fly light... Life is beautiful! Happy New Year 2010

***

Don't count what you lost, cherish what you have and plan what to gain, because past never returns, but the future may fulfill the loss. Happy New Year 2010

***

Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2010 bring Happiness for you Dear.

***

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry...
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful,Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

***

Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution

***

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

***

Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010!!!!!

***

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2010.

***

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...Let it signify new year better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2010.

***

Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010.

***

Buddha says, "In the end, only 3 things matter... how much we loved, how gently we lived and how gracefully we let go of the things not meant for us. "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2066 FRIENDS...."

***

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,Wish your Life will always be Bright.So my Dear don't get FearCoz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".

***

Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a .....Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly friday, Successful Saturday.Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

***

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...Let it signify new year better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2066

Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008.

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2008.

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed,,,,,Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2008 !!

Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2008 bring Happiness for you Dear.

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry...
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful,Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution

Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Buddha says, "In the end, only 3 things matter... how much we loved, how gently we lived and how gracefully we let go of the things not meant for us. "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008. FRIENDS...."

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,Wish your Life will always be Bright.So my Dear don't get FearCoz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR 2008".

Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent.... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a .....Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly friday, Successful Saturday.Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008.

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...Let it signify new year better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2008.

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed,,,,,Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2009 !!

Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2009 bring Happiness for you Dear.

I am Sorry Ek Buri Khabar Hai. Mujhy Bhool Jana PLz... Main Kuch Dino K BaadTumhy Hamesha K Liye Chor Kar Chala Jaonga. Tumhara ApnaYear 2063. ButTumhy Aik Naya DOST De KarJa Raha Hoon Year 2009.. So Njoy With It.

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry...
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful,Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution

Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR

Fill ur life with Happiness; Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,Wish your Life will always be Bright.So my Dear don't get FearCoz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR 2009".

Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent.... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a .....Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly friday, Successful Saturday.Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009

Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy,
forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR

***

What the New Year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the New Year.-Vern McLellan

***

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true. Alfred Lord Tennyson

***

Like birds, let's leave behind what we don't need to carry...Grudges, sadness, pain, fear and regrets! Fly light... Life is beautiful! Happy New Year 2011

***

Don't count what you lost, cherish what you have and plan what to gain, because past never returns, but the future may fulfill the loss. Happy New Year 2011

***

Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2011 bring Happiness for you Dear.

***

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry...
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful,Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

***

Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution

***

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

***

Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011!!!!!

***

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2011.

***

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...Let it signify new year better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2011.

***

Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011.

***

Buddha says, "In the end, only 3 things matter... how much we loved, how gently we lived and how gracefully we let go of the things not meant for us. "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 FRIENDS...."

***

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,Wish your Life will always be Bright.So my Dear don't get FearCoz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".

***

Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a .....Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly friday, Successful Saturday.Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

***

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...Let it signify new year better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2011